she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The feeling are messing with the penis
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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