butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We got so high we made milksteak
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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