then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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