How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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