i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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