I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I need to stop coming to work sober
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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