Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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