dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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