Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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