me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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