She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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