We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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