do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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