i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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