a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
