So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
