I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
