Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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