Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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