i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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