Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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