pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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