we have officially lost it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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