Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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