New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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