Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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