Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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