I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dick very happy bro
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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