Midget sex pt 2 tonight
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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