he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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