I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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