Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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