I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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