you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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