i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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