The best revenge is premature balding
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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