I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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