you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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