They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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