Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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