You're so nebulous sometimes
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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