She said her name was "party"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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