I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
