I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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