okay pat passed out under dana's car
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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