Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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