Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Plan B is the new Plan A
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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