Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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