On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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