Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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