did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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