so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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