So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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