Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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