Your mouth is God's brothel.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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